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Instead, all the talk has been focused on what happened just after the ball hit the back of the net, when Dele Alli made his way over to celebrate with the goalscorer.
Cue the duo pulling off a ridiculous handshake routine which wouldn't look out of place as part of a contemporary dance routine. You know, the ones that make ABSOLUTELY no sense.
Yes, it's 2017, they're fully grown adult footballers, and this is what we've come to. Sigh.
It didn't take long for Twitter to explode...
...and everyone's reaction was pretty much identical: